Event Details No Sex, Please

Presented by Derek Hills


Comedy • Storytelling

Would-be JFK – and 20-something virgin – unravels his idealistic thoughts on sex and love, one botched sexcapade at a time. How long can he hold out for the perfect score? It’s a coming of age tale, decades in the making.

  • Featuring: Derek Hills
  • Playwrights: Derek Hills
  1. Running time: 50 minutes
  2. 👥 Recommended for adults only
  3. 📢 This show contains profanity

Dates + Times

Ended Friday 7/12 at 7:00 PM Gearbox Ended Ended Saturday 7/13 at 10:30 PM Gearbox Ended Ended Thursday 7/18 at 8:30 PM Gearbox Ended Ended Friday 7/26 at 8:15 PM Gearbox Ended Ended Sunday 7/28 at 1:00 PM Gearbox Ended

Online sales end 2 hours before performance, but tickets may be available at venue 45 minutes prior to show.


1021 7th Street NW 3rd Floor, Washington, DC, 20001
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