Fringe Fanatic

 photo by Paul Gills

 
The performing arts are nothing without an audience.
That’s why we celebrate those audience members who go the extra mile,

trekking across town to take in as many Fringe shows as humanly possible.

This years Fringe Fanatic Award goes to LISA CARR!

175 hours of fringe

At Fringe this year I've seen six people's asses,
each year more asses than the year before --
I've had five years of All Access Passes

If Fringe were a major I could give classes,
after sitting through a sex-burlesque, and
seeing a talking Christian penis and six peoples asses.

Sitting without AC among the masses
at The Shop, The Clinic, The Warehouse, The Point
I've sweltered through five years of All Access Passes.

It's not like I've taken to using opera glasses
to watch killer robots, a talent nite, God's wrath,
some spermless babies and six people's asses.

Maybe it's immodest to say no one surpasses
my stupendous loyalty to Fringe,
but have they had five years of All Access Passes

Unlike these average Fringe-ing lads and lasses
I can take anything Fringe has to offer
now that I've seen six people's asses --
I'll have another five years of All Access Passes.

By Lisa Carr
2010 Fringe Fanatic